Well, well, well... here is some seriously good stuff, found accidentally in a leaflet that should never have been printed in the first place. All the following products are for sale, pushing the boundaries of consumption to another level.
The Car dent Puller: a suction system that can repair minor dents on car. 'Just place the cup over the dent, click the handles shut and pull gently'. Can also be used to carry sheets of glass, metal and mirrors.
http://www.hss.uk.net/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=3476
Ear Cleaners: 'a small, gentle vacuum that removes troublesome and unsightly earwax gently and completely. A new advance in personal body care'.
http://www.hss.uk.net/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=508
Shower stool: 'Showers are so much easier to get into than baths, they are more refreshing and more hygienic. The only trouble is people like to sit down to wash and take the weight off their feet after a hard day. This shower stool allows you the luxury of both worlds'.
http://www.hss.uk.net/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=383
Scare cat: 'Keep your garden free of unwanted cats! The 14" black metal body has large glowing glass eyes to reflect ambient light, staring away those unwanted cats. Can be mounted to a post, tree, fence or directly on the ground.'
Pest Xit: uses high frequency ultra-sound and powerful transducers to make an area of 1500 sqft very uncomfortbale for pests and rodents. Comes in Ultra and Duo.
http://www.hss.uk.net/index.php?main_page=advanced_search_result&search_in_description=1&keyword=pest+xit
Is it where someone found the ultimate gadget, the Mosquito: 'a device which disperses young people by emitting a high pitched sound only they can hear'...?
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